Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair
smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a
sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."